Buzzkill

Rod Blagojevich really killed my buzz today. But he inspired me to make a game. I like to call it "Guess the Douche" Below I have posted 5 quotes, and you have to match which classless, distasteful person said them.

a. "I don't expect everybody to like me. If you try to please everybody, by changing your position and your personality, every time you do that you lose a little bit of yourself"

b. “As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing”

c. "What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like Wall stuff?"

d. "(I'm looking for) a substantial salary for himself at a either a non-profit foundation or an organization affiliated with labor unions"

e. "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to"


1. Karl Rove

2. Paris Hilton

3. Rod Blagojevich

4. Shaquille O'Neal

5. Nancy Grace


The answers will posted tomorrow. Whoever first posts the correct answers in the comment box below will get a song dedicated to them.