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As a Jew, I believe in saving money. As a nice Jew, I believe in saving you money. Starting today, I am going to be adding movie reviews to TheMaassMedia. Here's my first movie review, discussing The Day the Earth Stood Still.
The plot was garbage. It starts with some alien sort of space-sphere coming to Earth. When you think aliens coming to Earth, right away you know this movie reeks of Keanu Reeves. Classic K.R. quotes right here.
"I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit"
"People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot."
What really made this movie terrible was the little brat kid from Heroes, Jaden Smith. He ruined
Isn't this a pretty picture of China?
Long story short, this movie had Keanu Reeves, robots, a questionable plot, and minimal action. No naked chicks. It's $8.00. You make the call. I give it a 7.0/10
Paying for music? Who does that? According to some recent numbers, legal downloading outgrew illegal downloading this last quarter.
3 comments:
If You didnt like the Movie Y Would you Rate it a 7.0 out of 10.0
I was thinking the exact same thing... I was expecting like a 4 out of 10 after the way you just bashed on it.
I didn't hate it, most of the review was just sarcasm. It was still interesting.
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