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Don't be a party pooper. No one likes those. Follow these rules and you won't die.
You heard me.
| 1. | Spill a beer/drink |
| 2. | Fall asleep somewhere at the party |
| 3. | Drink someone else's beer/drink |
| 4. | Trip down the stairs at a townhouse |
| 5. | Cause drama between you and your roommate |
| 6. | Vomit on the carpet |
| 7. | Cut someone in line for the bathroom |
| 8. | Use the rest of the toilet paper |
| 9. | Talk about your future |
| 10. | Face-plant into a fire pit at the beach, or a hard peice of furniture |
| 11. | Rummage through the belongings of house owners |
| 12. | Ask someone about her major |
| 13. | Wear a camel colored leisure suit |
| 14. | Use the phrase "party foul." Enough said. |
Also, guys, try not to end up on this website. If you do, it's not the end of the world, but still...
La Shanah Tovah! 5770! to all you Jews out there! Someone go get the Manichevitz.
Good work.
I don't think I'm going to be near my computer tomorrow, so I'm putting up two songs today. Slow Jamz by Twista (feat. Jamie Foxx) works well for Friday Night. It's chill, and Twista's verse is dope. He can spit so fast it's unreal.
Saturday Night. Fire by Joe Budden (feat. Busta Rhymes). This song was in Entourage, but I can't remember which episode. Good sh*t.
Peace
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